potoooooooo 🥔

Imagine a timeline in which we have a Dreamcast 5 competing with PS5, etc.

I could cry over what might’ve been.

I don’t need this kind of negativity.

First was probably Marie:

Damn she can get it tho

For me it’s RDR1. I still haven’t beaten the second one just so I can “still have more to play.”

Two that come to mind:

• One that I still remember from high school. It was just a simple Counter Strike match. But it was down to me and one other guy. I switched to knife, turned the corner, there he was, going the other way. He didn’t see me. So I followed him, riiight behind him, around several corners, while chat spectated. Still never noticed. I finally knifed him in the back, chat erupted, I felt like a god even though I sucked at Counter Strike.

• Winning my first Rocket League tournament after years. It really felt like I’d done something that mattered.

Mark my words: the Ford Indigo and GT90 are the future of cars. By the time the year 2000 gets here, we’ll all be driving them shits.

Oh, maaaan. HappyPuppy. I haven’t thought of that in ages.

Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?

Good God.

They look like alternate 3D0 controllers.

Burnout 3 does, too. Still the best one they made and one of the best racing games of all-time.

Some other games now old enough to drink:

• Metal Gear Solid 3
• Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
• The original Far Cry
• Burnout 3
• Doom 3

Imagine what 60 must feel like.

Probably Rise of the Triad.

Pretty sure I even bought the full game and never ended up getting very far. I also remember spending a little chunk of time on Hugo 3: Jungle of Doom, but could never figure it out enough to progress very far.

Edit: Another one I was trying to recall, the name was H.U.R.L.

During Covid, I had to sell a childhood treasure: my JVC X’EYE, still complete with original controller and power supply, fully functional.

But the shop owner did right by me, cleaned up my old discs, and we went through them one by one before I left, as he’d never seen one in person, either.

My favorite part is that it was the cheap, knock-off alternative when I was a kid, but now it’s crazy valuable because it was so rare.

Anyone else notice Gromit is shaped like curvaceous hips and ass? I really need to get laid.

Black Dreamcast is pretty sexy.

I have such fond memories of the original. My cousin and I would force each other to navigate through particularly tense areas, because he could pop out of anywhere.